Some A***hole Has My Pen

From our range of humorous greetings cards to raise a smile...

• Front reads:  You Do Realise You're Writing That Note with a Rectal Thermometer.  That Means You're Exhausted.  No It Doesn't.  It Means Some Arsehole Has Got My Pen
• Blank inside
• Dimensions:  130 x 181mm (standard UK letter postage)
  
• Supplied with a matching envelope